“More like Hillbilly Smellegy,” I tell JD Vance, holding my nose at the stench of the “regenerative” skin cream Peter Thiel has made from the blood of young people.
I used to ask my students to tell me the difference between:
1. 1 person poisoning another person and 2. Exxon Mobil poisoning thousands.
It was always an interesting session to hear them parse out which was a "crime" that merited getting imprisoned.
Jar-Jar Binks Lollipop (1999-1999): A promotional item for "Star Wars: Episode I", this candy featured the plastic likeness of character Jar-Jar Binks, whose mouth opened to reveal a retractable strawberry-flavored sucker, shaped and textured like his tongue. Delightful.
“You have 2 minutes for a rebuttal. By the way, why is it called a rebuttal? What are we rebutting? Was there an original buttal? Is there some sort of butt involved that I don’t know about?Ok enough talk about butts. I don’t know he we got here…Oh yeah a rebuttal. The floor is yours Mr President..”
