Viktor Winetrout

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Viktor Winetrout

@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social

Creator of @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
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I painted small rocks like M&Ms
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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So weird how hot dogs come in packages of ten and your dad tried to kiss me
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Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.
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Making a fake hand out of hot dogs to blow up
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Oh really you love America? Name three people you've shot
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"I would support your movement but I don't like your tone" is such a funny sign of terminal main character syndrome
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Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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248 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
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Shaken by the thought that we are 12 years away from having a YouTuber as our president.
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Wasn't the whole point of the US that they didn't want to be ruled by a mad king?
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
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My wife and I tried role play but we couldn’t agree on who would be Beavis and who would be Butthead
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Jesus died so we could shitpost
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You sir, just lost my vote.
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First date idea: escape the cycle of rebirth
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when I was a child, I thought smart people were in charge. when I got older, I realized you didn't have to be smart to be in charge. but the piece that was hardest to learn is that no one is really in charge at all. no one's going to fix it beyond us.
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the stars on the american flag represent the number of movies Samuel L Jackson did in 2004
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nice mental illness bro did your mom make it for you
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Had to shut down my rodent removal business. No more Mr. Mice Guy.
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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears welding goggles and he’s afraid of balloons
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being human is so fucking stupid
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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika
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Me: Drugs and alcohol don’t spark the creation of art; they dull the pain and sensitivity that enable artists to create. Kid Selling Lemonade:
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First date idea: escape the cycle of rebirth
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Can you put me in a terrarium and take care of me for a few weeks
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How soon after your coworker comes back from bereavement leave can you steal their lunch
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(re: microplastics) Scientists, as usual: SOMEBODY CHECK THE BALLS AND PENIS