The more I think about this, the better it seems:
- High name recognition
- Known political track record
- From a swing state
- Puts KC and Nashville in play
- Brings home the millennial vote
- An actual billionaire
- Can deal effectively with asshole men
- Followers known to create earthquakes, bringing a much-needed shake-up to American military policy
- Would probably appoint Beyoncé as Ambassador to the United Nations
- Save a ton on Inauguration concerts
