The more I think about this, the better it seems:
- High name recognition
- Known political track record
- From a swing state
- Puts KC and Nashville in play
- Brings home the millennial vote
- An actual billionaire
- Can deal effectively with asshole men
- Followers known to create earthquakes, bringing a much-needed shake-up to American military policy
- Would probably appoint Beyoncé as Ambassador to the United Nations
- Save a ton on Inauguration concerts
Though if his brother tries to perform Cover Me Up again, this time at the Inaugural Ball: Drone strike.
(Not really. I admire him for giving it his best shot. You miss 100% of the notes you don’t sing etc. )
Have we learned NOTHING? The last TWO times someone crossed from entertainment to the White House, the whole world was punished with viruses that killed millions.
Even a baseball team owner got us 9/11ed. Wake up, sheeple!