Dan Sheehan: Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!! War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!! Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!

Immortan Joe: You are awaited in valhalla!!! War Boy: Finally! Shiny and chrome!! Me, getting pulled apart by five motorcycles: War Boy wait!! That's love bombing, War Boy! He's withholding his praise!! That's classic abuser behavior, War Boy!

Do not, my friends, become addicted to affirmation

unless it's about your own gender

ME, CHAINED TO THE FRONT OF A WAR BOY'S NITRO CAR: "Guys, I think Immortan Joe might be toxic."

You just know Immortan Joe only remembers the birthdays of his dead perfect sons

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