Dario!

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Cartoon mouseballoon. Keep away from sharp objects. Patch kit included. Masterdeflator. Not to be used as a life saving device. Rated PG-13 for toony innuendo. Totally innocent 😇🐭🎈

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The “Dario” version.. heehee

Here’s wishing everyone a good start to your squeek!

That awkward moment when you think you’re alone and can have silly balloon time…. ….but you’re not 😳🐭🎈💨 🎨 @jacfox.bsky.social

Pooltoy horses are made to be ridden down.. heehee #SqueakySaturday 🎈🐴💨 @puffypaws.bsky.social

FEAR ME! RAWRAWR! *catches you and gives you a big airfilled bear hug*

Squeak’s gonna give it to ya Squeak’s gonna give it to ya.. First, we gonna pump, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, let it go 🐭🎈💨!

Oh! Errrr… happy Shark Week? #HumpDay

Here’s wishing all y’all a good squeek!

Hey mouse! Wanna play on the bed? 😳🐭

Just trying to get comfy on this bunny seat! Heehee… that’s the spot. 😇🐭 Feat. @jazzybunfox.bsky.social #SqueakySaturday

Happy “Ssssssstars and Sssssstripes” #HumpDay! Heeheehee… 🐭🎈🦓🎆

Pretty much @soapstonesaint.bsky.social in VRChat.. 😇🐭

*wriggles up into your lap and smooshes his nose into your ear and whispers…* Psssssst.. Balloooooons!

Since Bluesky doesn’t give birthday balloons.. *floats through @vermyfox.bsky.social’s timeline instead* 🎈🐭

Here’s wishing everyone a good squeek!

I love the way pooltoys kinda “perk up” when you sit on them.. and their grin gets a little bigger 😊🐭 #SqueakySaturday

Oh! Errr… would you like mustard and pickles on your hotdog? 🐭😇🌭🎈 #HumpDay

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Oh to be a mouse and be teased by friendly cats when they figure out how much it makes you blush.. 🎨 @jacfox.bsky.social

This 100%. I’ve been living in this mistake for two years now and all I can think of is how bad I just want to work on watches. Sad part is there’s so much pressure put on leaders, they normally resign or “demote,” and no one wants to take their place resulting in not so great quality leadership.

My last boss told me that I was putting an unnecessary cap on my income by refusing to be a manager. I told him that no amount of money would be worth having to manage people and that I was perfectly happy doing my job and doing it well.

Here’s wishing everyone a good squeek!

First official #SqueakySaturday of summer! Why sit in a lounge chair when you can lounge on a pooltoy tummy full of air? We’re much more comfy! Heehee..

I feel called out by this.. 😳🐭🎈 youtube.com/watch?v=9d_H...

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In addition to the coupling, there probably a lot of pansexuality too.. “I’m horny” “Meee too” “You wanna- “YES” Heehee 😇🐭

Animal homosexual behaviour under-reported by scientists, survey shows

Animal homosexual behaviour under-reported by scientists, survey showswww.theguardian.com Study finds same-sex sexual behaviour in primates and other mammals widely observed but seldom published

Squeaky synergy.. Squeakergy

That's the worst mouse trap! The mouse gets in and then has a 45 minute strategy meeting followed by a 15 minute stand-up to "align mid-term goals to corporate mission and vision".

Would you rather let a mouse out… …or squeeze in with him? 😇🐭 #FursuitFriday

🎶Float drinks! Bartender, I need two more float drinks! Then I'm headin' south 'fore my tail shrinks.. I gotta go where it's warm..🎶

Ha! Pinned ya! #HumpDay

W… why did you want me to go to the store to get pushpins again? 😳🎈🐭

Here’s wishing you a good squeek!

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I heard the term Hot Rodent Summer get used and it gave me some doodle ideas :P