Darth Putin

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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Dear Marine Le Pen. I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!!

When you do something illegal, like a coup, have it retroactively made legal. Then it’s not illegal. #DictatorLife

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How to Tankie by his grace @darthputinkgb.bsky.social X's neighbors should not threaten X by defending themself. The past changes so quickly you have no idea what happened last week. What about Irak?

It’s the guilty who ask for immunity. It’s the complicit who cheer for it. #DictatorLife

What presidential immunity leads to.

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How Russian presidential debate works

My purchase of Le Pen when she was going even cheaper is paying off

OTD in 2022 we bombed the crowded Amstor shopping mall in #Kremenchuk killing 20 civilians. We claimed that, despite having the rest of Europe & North America to chose from, NATO chose a mall in Poltava for a meeting. We keep bombing shopping malls…

OTD in 1941 the Sambir Massacre ended. Retreating soviets murdered up to 700 prisoners. Imagine, in this day & age, massacres being carried out by Russia as we retreat..

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Serfs! Our greatest Master commands us to donate!

“The 43rd brigade in the Kupyansk direction needs 2 x 0.7 kW generators and a powerful power bank 🎯 Goal: 50 000 ₴. 🔗 Link to the bank send.monobank.ua/jar/271ArrwbXa 💳Bank card number 5375 4112 1947 6632 PayPal: [email protected]”

Безпечний переказ коштівsend.monobank.ua Надсилайте безкоштовно та безпечно кошти

Seems a good time to remind everyone that time Assange said there wasn’t a need for Wikileaks in Russia cos guys like Navalny were “permitted”.

My Facebook feed is offering me package holiday deals to The Hague....

Have handed Trump the “peace plan” i expect him to implement.

The US is to blame for Ukraine striking Ukraine. The US is to blame for Russia striking Ukraine. The US is to blame for Russia striking Russia.

There’s 9 days left on Prez’s drive to donate 1£€$/book to buy generators in Kharkiv . Learn how to master strategy, be a good anti imperialist, and help out at the same time. Donate direct also if you want. 📕 🔗👇🧵

Months -28 Casualties - 535,000🌻 Victories - 0 Ruble - 💩🧻 Economy - 🚽 War crimes - ♾ ISIS - Attacking Russia Ammo - 🇰🇵 South Korea - Pro Ukraine Crimea - 💥🤯 Air defence - what doing? Red lines - Crossed ATACMS - Unleashed F-16s - Inbound I remain a master strategist.

4 ATACMS were fired & all were intercepted. Once intercepted the intact wreckage, which penetrated 🇷🇺 air defence (AD) despite being shot down, then landed & detonated. This proves Russian AD stopped the ATACMS that both were, and were not, intercepted. Schrödinger’s ATACMS.

Claiming that CIA & MI6 can run ops like this in Dagestan but Russian intel is too stupid to stop them is quite the cope.

OTD in 1941 the Lutsk prison massacre by soviet secret police took place. 2000 prisoners were shot in one of numerous soviet war crimes at the end of June 1941. Imagine, in the 21st century, the self-declared successor state doing that.

OTD in 1941 the Dubno prison massacre by soviet secret police took place. 550 prisoners were shot for being “counter revolutionaries” before we retreated. Imagine, in the 21st century, the self-declared successor state doing that.

According to my trolls NATO made me do this to Kharkiv. It’s their own fault for wanting to interfere in their own internal affairs.

OTD in 2023 Prigozhin said we were lying about the reasons Russia invaded Ukraine. In unrelated news, he was killed soon after.

1 year ago today the Wagner mutiny began. I found out that giving a psychopath his own private army of criminals was not a good idea. I remain a master strategist

Do my loyal serfs in Bluesky miss Prez?

OTD in 1941 the Nazi violation of our alliance caused USSR to involuntarily switch to the allied side of WW2.

I have informed South Korea that if they arm Ukraine I will sink my ships off their cost as well.

I find myself curiously aroused by this.

OTD in 1941 Soviet agent Richard Sorge informed Moscow from Japan the Nazis would invade USSR “imminently”. He was ignored. The British, the Swedish, a Soviet spy in Wehrmacht and one in Japan all separately warned of invasion. They were all dismissed.

Nice to be in Vietnam. A country that suffered a brutal bombing campaign against critical infrastructure to force it to accept US demands. Anti imperialists like Chomsky called on Hanoi to surrender, not risk humiliating Nixon & that soviet weapons just prolonged the war.

Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️