Darth Putin

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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Russian government: “we deny we did this” Also Russian government: “but they deserved it”

OTD in 1937 Stalin ordered 3,000 Belarusians shot & a further 9,800 to hard labor. Imagine the Kremlin run by someone sadistic that today...

What presidential immunity leads to.

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Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

How Russian presidential debate works

My purchase of Le Pen when she was going even cheaper is paying off

Seems a good time to remind everyone that time Assange said there wasn’t a need for Wikileaks in Russia cos guys like Navalny were “permitted”.

4 ATACMS were fired & all were intercepted. Once intercepted the intact wreckage, which penetrated 🇷🇺 air defence (AD) despite being shot down, then landed & detonated. This proves Russian AD stopped the ATACMS that both were, and were not, intercepted. Schrödinger’s ATACMS.

Claiming that CIA & MI6 can run ops like this in Dagestan but Russian intel is too stupid to stop them is quite the cope.

According to my trolls NATO made me do this to Kharkiv. It’s their own fault for wanting to interfere in their own internal affairs.

OTD in 2023 Prigozhin said we were lying about the reasons Russia invaded Ukraine. In unrelated news, he was killed soon after.

I find myself curiously aroused by this.

Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️

I am giving Russian land to China. I started this war for access to sea in Russia’s west. Now I to give away access to sea in East cos I am losing access to sea in west. I remain a master strategist.

North Koreans troll me with mass group of sunflowers.

Replacing a deputy defence minister with a relative is just the sort of deep state globalist conspiracy Kremlin media would love if it wasn’t the Kremlin doing it.

Iran denies any connection to Iranian weapons used in its proxy war against USA it is fighting the last Russian. Blocked by TASS on Twitter ❄️

OTD in 1953 Soviet tanks crushed workers protests in East Germany. Up to 125 were killed. We blamed "Western agencies" trying to "destabilize". Imagine using such a shit excuse to justify brutality today...

OTD in 1940 USSR invited Nazi ambassador over to pass very warm congratulations to Hitler for the rapid Nazi conquest of France. The sort of thing an ally would do...

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We’re the self declared successor state. We pretend we don’t understand why NATO is so popular, we whine when statues to the people who did this are removed, all my trolls are morons & we’re not snowflakes about it to this day cos we’re so strong and confident.

I have offered peace. Ukraine should negotiate. So learn how to negotiate like Master Strategist from newest book “Darth Putin Guide to Master Strategy” 🔗👇

OTD in 1940 Soviet Union shot down a Finnish civil flight from Estonia to Helsinki, killing diplomats from France & USA plus businessmen from our allies in Germany. We denied it. Imagine the red Air Force shooting down civil aircraft in this day & age then lying about it.

OTD in 1941 Soviet deportations from Estonia continued. 10,000 people, 75% women & kids under 16, were forcibly taken. Less than 4,000 survived Imagine Russia carrying out mass deportations and crimes against humanity today…

The head of Russian central bank after reading about the new sanctions.

Today I have been attending G1 summit.

OTD in 1941 Soviets started forcibly deporting 50,000 of the Baltic people we had ‘liberated from fascism’. 60% died. 75% were women & kids Imagine mass deportations happening today..

The Kremlin is concerned that EU elections have led to the rise of the far right that like the Kremlin so much.

Defending yourself is “pro war”. Attacking a neighbor is “pro peace”. Or maybe he needs to renew his draft deferment, hence this mental fart.

We’re always saying USA is russophobic, has abandoned family values, & become infected with “woke mind virus”. But they just made every underage girl in Russia a little bit safer.

The latest Huawei phone comes with anti imperialist filter. #Tiananmen