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JK Rowling the runaway all-time winner of the "you could have just quietly enjoyed the money and adoration" award
Own-goaling so hard she’s playing an entire imaginary match against herself, scoring again and again on the wrong end
Could be racing dune buggies, but instead is harassing random blokes in Edinburgh who're just waiting for the bus or whatever.
I think she's still a bit behind Lindbergh, but she's sure doing her best to overtake him.
Also a contender in the “wealth does not correlate with intelligence” category
She could have picked any of a million causes to advocate for, including ones she was already celebrated for like literacy and education.
Instead, well…
Put that next to her "Never ever ever ever ever ever ever trust your own hype ever" plaque.
