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I just entered “author photo of a washed out, middle-aged white guy who has just kinda given up and is making that everyone else’s problem” into Dall-E. Uncanny!
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They put Philip Seymour Hoffman’s baby clone out in the sun and soaked him in booze for 9 months, while pumping him full of chicken grease, directly into his skin, and deprived his body of iron. And so, Matthew Walther.
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"He was wearing an Edgar suit."
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Walther: Zzzhhhsssssugarrrrr…waterrrrr