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I just entered “author photo of a washed out, middle-aged white guy who has just kinda given up and is making that everyone else’s problem” into Dall-E. Uncanny!
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to me, that face says - I'll be just fine under authoritarian rule.
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That's a picture of the guy who wrote the NYT "why I don't vote" piece and you can't tell me any different
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Kevin that’s just rude. I’m sure he doesn’t look like that…
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Lol I didn't read your alt text and completely missed the joke. That's what I get for posting before coffee after staying up too late last night
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(shoulda gone with my original "Sean Bean really let himself go" impulse)
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Want for the RING has terrible terrible consequences...
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"I'll be a cabinet secretary under authoritarian rule."
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You laugh, but in one of his other columns he actively makes the case authoritarian rule was better and he yearns to be a serf, living his happy life with no troubling, unsettling possibility of any change in his station
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I do not recommend a google image search, but it won't prove you wrong
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I can't t tell you this guy's name but I can tell you I once made the mistake of clicking on his trash column in that trash paper and it's a mistake I won't be making again.
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Did you add the keywords "wet", "damp", or perhaps "soggy"?
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That dude definitely lost his shirt in either nfts or GameStop stocks, but his parents paid more to make sure he was doing ok.
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Voting, grooming, bathing… it’s all so taxing when you’re stuck in the slough of midlife disappointment.
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Machine learning image recognition still has a way to go, because this same headshot was flagged as "millennial monarchist and Turner Diaries fan fiction author" with 90% probability.
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They put Philip Seymour Hoffman’s baby clone out in the sun and soaked him in booze for 9 months, while pumping him full of chicken grease, directly into his skin, and deprived his body of iron. And so, Matthew Walther.
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"He was wearing an Edgar suit."
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Walther: Zzzhhhsssssugarrrrr…waterrrrr