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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
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seeing this post is literally getting a warm hug from an old friend
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one downside of moving off of twitter will be not seeing cybersmith in your replies. he always has the most fascinating, stupid thoughts.
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My god I kinda miss the 2012 obsession with "hipsters." A simpler time.
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white people love to be named "snacksophone"
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it's ok, he didn't know what he just said
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Does the samurai like genuine compliments on his hair, or is it better to just not bring it up at all
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Why did this make me laugh so hard?! lol
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[dramatic kabuki defense stance, making the sign of the cross, unsheathing my claymore] "i do not want to step on the fumi-e, your lordship, please don't make me do it to 'em"
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he forces me to take the stance of the dogeza and to weep like magdalen at his feet. but, as noble and holy as she was, i stand fast in my conviction. he cannot know that i am a woman behind my blessed raiment. "there can only be one, my lord, and my blade has felled many."
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It's ok. I know a Tokugawa descendant, and he is a very nice guy (and, no, he doesn't have a manbun)