Zak Kamin

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“They’re using civilians as human shields” is such a funny way to cover for the fact that you are extremely bad at your job and can’t stop bombing random apartment buildings

Jokes about New Jersey don't scan anymore because it's an undeniably excellent state to live in pretty much across the board. Hacks on notice

I love Explanation of Benefits statements. I love getting something in the mail that says "patient responsibility: $571" but also "this is not a bill." Awesome I'll just hang out then

Guys will see this picture and just say “hell yeah”

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He is going to blame this on something truly fantastical. Maybe solar flares, or Frankenstein

Only in New York bay-bee

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If you're too scared on Halloween, let someone know. Tell a friend or family member

Took this quiz again and was reminded of the greatest multiple choice answers of all time

Owner surrender, unknown circumstances. Now this is his life

USA, USA!

Big moves happening over here …

I'm the guy in your webinar posting my questions in the wrong place and asking if the slides will be shared. Sorry. I'm sorry everyone I'll catch on eventually

Vaccines, and specifically the Covid/MRNA development in 2020, are some of the greatest achievements *in human history* and even the most well-meaning people are like "eh I don't really like needles." I just don't know anymore man

3 percent. for fuck's sake www.politico.com/news/2023/10...

‘On track’: 3 percent of Americans have gotten the new Covid shot, but the CDC director remains ...www.politico.com By contrast, 33 percent more people have had their flu shot.

Sourdough is a great hobby if you love starting something and not knowing if it’s shit until two days later

Almost three years later, watching the Stop the Steal freaks all become blubbering weepy messes in court, knowing they did it for Donald J Trump, a man who would never lift a finger for them, remains extraordinarily satisfying

Somebody has to do something about the Brits

I am definitely a proponent of the "things should be earlier in the day" movement. My pitch: tasting menus

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My all-time favourite Edward Steed drawing...

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this is the fucking funniest thing i've ever read in my life

I had a dream that I had this shirt

Not my problem

A "ring of fire" solar eclipse is starting now in the U.S. and heading toward South America. Track its path and learn how to watch the celestial marvel.

‘Ring of Fire’ Solar Eclipse: The Partial Eclipse Is Starting Along the West Coastwww.nytimes.com Cloudy conditions have marred the annular eclipse’s arrival in parts of Oregon, but other areas along its path may still see better conditions.

Year / Month / Day is by far the goated date syntax because it organizes itself chronologically. Not even a question

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I called up the general manager at Fontaine's down in Atlanta to chat about the woman who ate 48 oysters on a date for a viral TikTok. She says it's not even close to the most oysters she's seen a customer take down in a sitting:

TikTok Dragged Her for Eating 48 Oysters on a Date. Restaurant Manager Says It’s ‘Nothing New’www.rollingstone.com After a video of a woman feasting on four dozen oysters sparked online debate, the restaurant's manager says it's not out of the ordinary for Atlanta.

I can think of another group of oppressed, stateless people who no one wanted on their land

MY MAN INNOCENT

BREAKING: U.S. Rep. George Santos (R-NY) charged with wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft and credit card fraud

Today I bought an $11 horchata latte and unfortunately it was worth every penny

Not to sound like a Reddit atheist but it's unfortunate that we all have to pretend that "a Biblical prophecy fortold it" is a valid justification for all of the, uh, goings-on, over there

Absolutely fascinating seeing people post in favor of Israel and also in favor of Indigenous Peoples Day. Hmmm