Dark Charlie Brown: I know not of heroes. I know not of a parent, let alone two. All I know is what I see, kids the same age as me. I know I go to school sometimes but I cannot recall what I have learned
Adult: WHOM WHOMP WHOOMP WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP
DCB: in Butler county, you say?
Dark Charlie Brown: maybe I'll die upon impact once my head hits the concrete, all because Lucy took the ball away. Who could blame her? My foot doth err
Dark Charlie Brown: I will kill that tree
Linus: Charles has identified his enemy as the kite eating tree. What he does not know is that he targets a mall security guard, one who dresses in jungle camouflage with a bright red hat. You're Making A Mistake, Charlie Brown
Charlie: Rats
I care more about the dude that was slain than I do about the dude that should've been. If you're going to be handling a firearm at least know how the fuck to use it
Title: Marlboro Man
Genre: Shooter, Sci Fi
Intended for: whoever thought one leaves was a good idea
Synopsis: you lead Marlboro Man into a shootout at a corral but due of emphysema before getting to the front door. There are no continues. Truth Productions
Title: Sir,
Genre: Platformer, Side scrolling
Intended console: the Switch, but in the retro thing somehow
Also maybe the arcade room on my 360
About: You control an angry ex-husband in a waffle house
Saying no one is above the law and then naming those who are is a symptom of a deadly disease that will end the United States. I don't want it to be so but that's what it is
This is probably a good year to do without a president. Let the parties get their shit together, have the current supreme court dissolve, let America stretch a bit before it has another old white dude rule it
