Daniel Feldman: Someone broke into my garage last night (It's not very secure and there's nothing of value in there, they got nothing) So now I have to get a camera But they're so small now that they won't really stop anyone So I have to get a camera AND a big 1980s style fake camera

Someone broke into my garage last night (It's not very secure and there's nothing of value in there, they got nothing) So now I have to get a camera But they're so small now that they won't really stop anyone So I have to get a camera AND a big 1980s style fake camera

wire up a motion detector that plays skittering and growling sounds. A rabid raccoon encounter ain't worth sticking around

Motion detector that yells “don’t come in, I’m pooping ” loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear

that would work too. Can really have unlimited options. "Ah fresh souls", etc.

Just have it play risk astly. Strike fear into everyone.

A fake camera and a sign like this really make an impact in my experience. The best fake cameras even have wires. Big fake wires that don’t go anywhere. It’s absurd

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