Someone broke into my garage last night
(It's not very secure and there's nothing of value in there, they got nothing)
So now I have to get a camera
But they're so small now that they won't really stop anyone
So I have to get a camera AND a big 1980s style fake camera
A fake camera and a sign like this really make an impact in my experience. The best fake cameras even have wires. Big fake wires that don’t go anywhere. It’s absurd
