Good morning Third Grade! Today we will learn that Judah fucked his daughter-in-law (because he mistook her for a prostitute) and the resulting baby was an ancestor of Jesus.
Billy, stop crying.
Kids did you know that David murdered 200 philistines, cut off their foreskins and traded the 200 foreskins for a wife? Ok, I’ll see you after lunch, it’s hot dog day in the cafeteria!
