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@bardie.bsky.social

Retired cog in the Federal machine. All opinions mine; I endorse nothing and use foul language frequently. You've been warned
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This was on Instagram and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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@weltschmerz.bsky.social you’re here!!! This makes me happy 😊
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Nature does not abhor a vacuum. 99.9999999999999999999958% of the Universe is empty. The rest is old boots and stars and tea stains and you. But atoms are also 99.9999999996% empty. Everything is mostly nothing really. Looking at it that way, it’s easy to justify eating an entire tub of ice cream.
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can we PLEASE take a moment to talk about how giraffes use their own butts as pillows when they sleep
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A-fucking-men
And now for the traditional July 4th blessing: Happy Independence Day, may you end the day with as many fingers as you began it with.
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The DC Water and Sewer Authority has just issued a Boil Water Advisory for all customers in DC www.dcwater.com/about-dc-wat...
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Please remember that this is the first week for the newest crop of medical residents. So if you do something stupid over Independence Day and wind up in the ER, you’re likely to be some kids first medical patient. Ever.
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Caught the new Password. I feel like I just watched a 60 minute SNL skit.
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@juliemason.bsky.social multiparty system helps dilute out the crazy extreme fringe. They have less sway over the larger group. Works pretty well in Canada.
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Yesterday’s decision, in 8 parts
There are two elements to the immunity decision that are particularly extreme in a way that many will miss: (1) motive is irrelevant and (2) immune acts are not just excluded from prosecution, they’re excluded from evidence. /1
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Buckle up, buttercup…
March 23 1933, the Enabling Act becomes law in Germany, giving the chief executive power enforce his own laws without checks and balances. The passing of the Act marked the formal transition from democratic republic to totalitarian dictatorship. 6 months later, it was a 1 party state.
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@juliemason.bsky.social @oknox.bsky.social I’m still trying to get ahold of that Foreign Affairs article about the flashing red light.
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@juliemason.bsky.social @oknox.bsky.social overt antisemitism doesn’t help the dems in the general election either.
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@juliemason.bsky.social It’s like Biden was trying to keep up with Trump’s speaking tempo. It’s too fast a cadence for him, and it tanked him, verbally and cognitively.
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@juliemason.bsky.social service industry employers must love the tipping culture because then the customer helps make up for the poor wages they pay their employees.
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@juliemason.bsky.social “rocks and sorrow” translates to whiskey rocks, right? 🥃🥃🥃
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@anamariecox.bsky.social, maybe this will help you feel a little bit better?
need some cheering up? Steve Bannon went whining to the Supreme Court to please please pretty please keep him from having to go to prison and the Supreme Court just told Steve Bannon to fuck straight off
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@juliemason.bsky.social I’m sure this has been asked and answered already: Is it possible to get a new candidate on the ballot in all states if Biden drops out after the convention? Because that’s when it’ll likely happen.
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@juliemason.bsky.social there’s no meat in a regular McD’s burger, so I’m not sure how anyone could tell the difference.
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I figured after last night’s shitshow, we could all use more cats in our feed. Here’s my contribution. Pawpaw says hi!
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@juliemason.bsky.social great job with the hot wash this evening - loved the guest choices. Crap content to work with, but you managed to make a coin purse out of a sows ear. Brava! Now go talk Hye off the ledge. 😉
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@juliemason.bsky.social wait, didn’t Trump get impeached for quid pro quo shenanigans w Ukraine? Am I misremembering things?
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@juliemason.bsky.social when did people start voting on substance?
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@juliemason.bsky.social this was a shitshow of epic proportions for Biden and the dems. It was theirs to lose, and lose they did. As for the factchecking, that’s not the moderator’s job. It’s social media’s job!
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