dan solomon: somehow ended up on a group text thread for a bunch of RFK Jr supporters in minnesota coordinating their fourth of july campaign volunteer activities, what is the funniest thing i can do with this

somehow ended up on a group text thread for a bunch of RFK Jr supporters in minnesota coordinating their fourth of july campaign volunteer activities, what is the funniest thing i can do with this

note that the thread so far is only coordinating plans, not actually talking about politics. only know it's RFK cuz one of them screenshot a spreadsheet that had his name in and i googled him

update, i sent one polite message asking to be removed and i was; if i hadn't been my plan was to send the lyrics to despacito in case anybody in the chat was driving and had their car read their texts aloud

Post the South Park episode vids of the world's largest sparkler snake going berserk.

suggest someone be in costume for grabbing attention, then let the conversation start and steer them to the most ridiculous option play your cards right and someone will be dressed as a grassy knoll

incroyable

suggest a barbeque at a dog park as a perk for volunteers

A nice RFK 4th of July party should serve the traditional roasted dog.

offer to make a couple trays of dirt and worms parfait cups with little cards that say "RFK Jr is thinking of you" that have an image of a brain on them