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Torn between saying this is a PSA and charging you all to read my skeets

this means America is going to be the one that fucks up and votes for the Nazis, right?

BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.

Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...

churches that make political statements should still be defunded even if the guy who you begrudgingly have to vote for makes a speech at a church

every time i go to walmart and see brand new in stock Pan-Am pops while the same Pan-Am pops from 10 years ago are still clogging the clearance aisle i think about how funko "had to" gut Mondo to find money for themselves

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out scouting the game shops to plan for my next check if anything catches my eye and some lunatic sold a copy of Princess Tomato for the NES

out and about and realizing with dawning horror that it is ninety plus degrees out as i wander around the garden center, removing my hat as the sun wins its bet with the wind

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My favorite cameo was when Rachael Summers beat down Clarance Boddiker's gang from Robocop without looking up from her dinner.

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Wonder if they ever rubbed up against the Seinfeld gang.

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Moe is their leader.

That time Batman sent the three stooges to ICU

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Watching Mulan with the boys and am struck by the fact that this is the only Disney movie that includes a massacre of an entire village, and also that Mulan is the only Disney princess who has canonically killed like fifty thousand men.

update to the caterpillar situation: after noticing some very territorial yellowjackets taking up post over the broccoli plants and divebombing them i decided to douse the whole thing in BT because i do not need that going on right outside my back door 🌱

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"Select a house with one fewer master suite than the number of couples. Don’t forget to unfairly resent the couple who didn’t get an ensuite bathroom because their stuff is all over the powder room, and, honestly, it’s annoying." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...

How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Familywww.mcsweeneys.net Originally published July 26, 2023. - - -1. Rent one big house together. Working “together” to choose a house, everyone should drag their feet and ...

today in nextdoor: neighbor's kids left wicker furniture next to the curb yesterday. someone thought it was free, picked it up and drove off. there is now an apb out for a sedan and the person thinks this furniture will end up in a pawn shop 😂

the annual traditional Fisher Cats vs Sea Dogs July 4th game at Delta Dental Stadium

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The entirety of the Americas was full of people before Europeans, whole and rich civilizations with cities and artwork and histories that settlers almost or in some cases completely succeeded in destroying. It’s too great a tragedy to put into words.

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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9

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New study by Linsey Marr: “We aerosolized SARS-CoV-2 & pulled it through masks. After 1hr we were able to recover infectious virus from fabric masks but not an N95 or surgical mask. When we pressed artificial skin against the masks we found viral RNA but no infectious virus on the skin.” #MasksWork

Stability of Aerosolized SARS-CoV-2 on Masks and Transfer to Skinpubs.acs.org The potential for masks to act as fomites in the transmission of SARS-CoV-2 has been suggested but not demonstrated experimentally or observationally. In this study, we aerosolized a suspension of SAR...

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Burst out laughing at this post, nearly dropped my phone

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so great that Europe's doing this again with the diseases

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We've now reached 200 death row exonerations. Meanwhile, the state with the most (Florida) is pushing to limit appeals, carry out executions more quickly, allow death sentences from non-unanimous juries, and impose the death penalty for crimes other than homicide.

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Yesterday, I shared this same Canada Day thread on Bluesky, Threads, and X. Here's what I found. 🧵

“Canada is such a northern country, don’t we want a little global warming?” I often hear. In a nutshell, NO. We’re warming 2x faster than the rest of the world, driving extreme heat, flood, and sea level rise we are not prepared for. The wildfire season started in Feb this year. Feb! #canadaday

Canada’s Changing Climate Reportchangingclimate.ca

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a cop shot himself and this is the headline they went with

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Just some normal unthreatening stuff you say when you aren’t horrendously evil

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court presidential immunity ruling: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" www.mediamatters.org/project-2025...

Heritage Foundation president celebrates Supreme Court immunity decision: "We are in the process of the second American Revolution"www.mediamatters.org

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Yep. One of the biggest blind spots people have is assuming that underneath, others share the same basic values as them. They have trouble imagining an ideology that is completely misaligned with theirs.

after months of living in peace with my yard rabbits i caught one nibbling on my carrot tops today "YOU BETRAYED ME!" i yelled "YOU LIVE AND DIE HERE AT MY WHIMS AND YOU BETRAYED ME!" so now that's a thing i have to deal with...

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UHF in 4K is out TODAY from our good friends at Shout! Factory