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(he/any) We want our film to be beautiful, not realistic. (circa 1989) https://bio.site/schwegler

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created a backstory for my character on the bsky ttrpg where he battles by trapping enemies inside terrible musicals, improv showcases, and open mics in their mind

that feel when you travel back in time to stop an evil dictator before he Really gets bad and you miss

feeling like an un-fuckable monster on multiple levels this morning

told my friend that ofMontreal is playing close to us on halloween and i would like to get tickets… so he then makes plans to go… with other people…. D:

feeling drawn to dadaism suddenly

we have had so many October surprises this July so far

My sister: any plans to blow part of your first check on something? Me: IDK, groceries?

Woke up to my first paycheck being in the bank. Now I get to go pay all the bills I’ve had to put off. :D

I mean. At this point, Biden could be in a literal coma in November and I’d still vote for the motherfucker as long as Trump is also on the ballot since I’m voting in Georgia.

I wonder if Cotton Eyed Joe was non-binary.

listen broke clocks and shit

there isn’t a kitty litter in existence strong enough to combat the old man shits coming out of my cat D:

i say flop you say flop we stay flop you look so floppy, yeah

let’s ride

hi it’s me, you’re all in danger

tired: moving to Canada for politics wired: moving to Canada because it’s too fucking hot everywhere down here

people thought i was depressed cause my status on instagram was “These Days” by Nico but they don’t know i sing it doing a Terrible impression of her and it makes me very happy

friend came over for the first time in a month and he was sunburnt and i have a ficked up upper back so we did absolutely nothing while sitting on my couch

wait Obama ‘08, Obama ‘12, Trump ‘16, Trump ‘20, Trump ‘24 voters exist?

WE HAVE A TOASTER

i can handle homophobia at my workplace i can handle pretending to watch more 80s media than i actually do to make small talk I CAN NOT HANDLE MY COWORKER MICROWAVING A POP-TART

it’s morning again fuck

“if you need to ask how much it costs to buy a supreme court justice you can’t afford it” —

who wants to be our first guest?

schweg and I are starting a podcast!! details to come soon™️

who wants to start a podcast with me on the condition that we continuously hype it but never release a single episode?

becoming fiber-pilled

i just had to sit through "cms training" for a "custom cms" that ended up just being wordpress and a custom theme

got the email saying they're beginning eviction proceedings (as expected) today--i'm only freaking out a little