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(he/any) We want our film to be beautiful, not realistic. (circa 1989) https://bio.site/schwegler
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teams needs a "send silently" and a "schedule silently" option
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Ok, first, Google, how very dare.
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does anyone have a mug to share?
gm Je how about we do some Mugposting™
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First they came for the Baja ball bath, and I said nothing...
We live in a dictatorship 😔
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i hate when people say they’re allies and they don’t even almond milk
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I looked over the actual report and yeah, this is very concerning. There is no safe exposure level to lead. The authors note it's not known how much gets absorbed into the body via tampon use because that research has never been done. It's maddening how research on women's health is lacking.
There was lead in EVERY tampon they tested. There was less lead in organic tampons, but those had higher concentrations of arsenic. Also fun: It's 2024. This is the first ever study testing metals in tampons. Great. 🙃 www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tox... Study: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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especially funny to imagine cars reagan with dementia doing iran contra while ignoring queer people dying of aids i don’t know why that’s so funny to me but it is
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can you imagine asking someone to pick you up one of these at the store? i can't. i can't, but afaik, i am not fucked up
An energy drink targeting the edgelord demographic I just had to buy. Something tells me this clown promises more than the drink can deliver. Stay tuned.
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“HEY GUYS— DO YOU HATE BLOWJOBS AND CONSEQUENCE FREE SEX AND BEER ??? I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT. VOTE REPUBLICAN. AND LADIES, REMEMBER— YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE”
the gop is really gonna go with “blowjobs and beer are bad” this election? god i hope so
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boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i’m waiting for everyone to leave the bathroom because i chose a stall with no toilet paper
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Dad humor peaked with “Billie Eyelash” in 2018
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Taking my meds! If you've forgotten yours, this is a reminder! Hello!
Does linear time take a min to set in for other folks in the morning, or is it just me?
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an accurate review of the movie #filmsky
that why there’s a dedicated box in the movie High Life
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bardic nardic tartics
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good morning yesterday's lazy is today's get to work half an hour early cause you didn't know how long it would take to get gas like who even gets gas before work on a monday a lot of people you say ok then well perfection is a lie of the patriarchy good morning i got a can of monster and it end
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you think suze orman is a switch?
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hey man there’s something rustling in your jorts
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What looks like a reject from the Cherry Life-Saver production line is actually a red-hot fuel pellet of plutonium dioxide (238PuO2) intended for use in a 'radioisotope thermoelectric generator' or RTG, like those used on space probes sent too far from the Sun to utilize solar panels.
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eating spring rolls like they'd fix me (spring rolls will fix me)
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for childhood middle school gym class reasons i just had war flashbacks set to “boot scootin’ boogie”
one thing you should know about me is i have never participated in a line dance.
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The new Beverly Hills Cop features several of the lowest-speed chases I’ve seen in one action movie.
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(need to rewatch happy endings)
steak me home tonight
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steak me home tonight
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who up gripping hot pulp
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debate (ttrpg duel) me, bruh