There's something unsettlingly Gollum-like about Collins' tenure at The Onion. It's like he's discovered that cynicism confers upon him some sort of cool that he didn't have access to in his natural life.
He posted that Trump winning was inevetable and we should prepare. I asked if he considered voting for Biden. He called me a “reply guy” (whatever that is) and blocked me.
He’s as soft as Trump with regards to taking even the mildest criticism. It’s amazing.
