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oh yeah, well what if it was the only way to stop terrorists from detonating a suitcase nuke in Times Square?!? checkmate, buddy!
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It disturbs me that the only candidate who looks like he might be able to avoid an oncoming car (with its lights on), is the cheeto king.
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Before and after your body is pulled from the Hudson river:
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These Fourth of July eating contests are just getting weirder.
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Sorry, best he can offer in that scenario is saying some slurs
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The phrase “prevention of honorable burial” comes to mind. (Otherwise known as the “No, we are not going to let you get away with cannibalism just because nobody thought that no cannibalism needed to be put in the laws of war you sick motherfucker” clause)
Chichijima incident - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
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HOW CAN YOU POST THIS AND NOT MENTION THAT BUSH 1 WAS THE ONLY ESCAPEE Holy shit I stopped rocking in my chair when I saw that
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