Benderdict Cumbenderbatch

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This place has the juice* *middle school vibes

Me checking bsky at 6:17 am:

Counterpoint

Day one asking for a Groundhog Day sequel

Digging up a big rock

If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain

if you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it

If you see this, post a picture from your phone but don't explain it

if you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it

If you see this, post a picture from your phone but don't explain it

ONLY HE CAN SAVE US NOW

Best carrinebean nation for American refugees 2025

BELIZE CAN AMERICANS MOVE THERE

BIDEN GETS SHOT OF PURE STEM CELLS + BLACK TAR HEROIN, MAKES COGENT POINT

Trump rambling like the lady in Total Recall

No way joe lives four more years, Jimmy Carter has got to be more coherent at this point

HE SAID MALARKY DRINK DRINK DRINK

Biden looks like the nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark at T + 2 seconds after face melting commences

YOU'RE THE SUCKER YOU'RE THE LOSER

Me: drinks when biden says "convicted" Wife: drinks when trump says "convicted" Me: drinks when trump says "hunter" Wife: drinks when biden says "37"

Watching the debate on nickelodeon so I can see them both get slimed

Just watched some Peter Kay standup for the first time. He seems pretty funny, but I couldn't understand a single word he said. Youtube captions absolutely did not help either.

I usually wait until after dark to venture onto the promenade deck with no pants

I don't remember Daren the Lion from D.A.R.E. - he is apparently the spokeslion - but am I wrong that he is just super, super gay

Use spell check

if u see this, quote-post with your tips for writers that no one gives anymore because they seem obvious (even though they're not)

Me and the boys watching the debate tonight

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You have to crank it by hand

They are getting worse, I swear

LOFL

More @ https://masto.ai/@HourlyPornhubbedHeathcliff

Has anyone ever spray-painted anything in space?

In my day, we pinned memes to the front desk with thumbtacks, which was the style at the time

Met a guy today, his name is "Qlon", pronounced "Cologne"

I'm drowning in titty and ass DMs, please y'all, stop.... Even one more BTGGF thigh shot might collapse me...

Is everyone else getting, like a TON of fake DMs?