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Do you ever wonder which presidential candidate could jack himself off to completion first? I’m curious

I don’t know if it’s appropriate to call my fellow toastmasters virgins

Gonna use this at toastmasters?

I’m staying at the Virgin hotel in Nashville later this summer and every chance I get I say “hey, we are staying at your hotel when we go to Nashville” done it to my wife, my kid, Chris and that’s it because those are the only 3 people I talk to

My daughter haggled when she was in California which is so not like me (I just pay what things cost) but she did it in the most passive aggressive way by taking the hat to the cash register and saying “ahhh I can’t pay $40 because I’m stressed about money” and got it for $25

Giving my daughter travel suggestions

The Guys+ bonus episode this week has it all. A toastmasters table topic that Chris knocks out of the park, Greg Dean, and bad casino reviews which are a very popular segment with the patrons Patreon.com/murderxbryan

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did you see that his website is "stand-upcomedy.com"

Decided to look back into cable news guys for next weeks bonus show and this election is driving them absolutely insane.

Asking Bernie sanders is Biden is too old and incoherent is funny, he’s 82, of course he is gonna say he’s fine

Bringing our friend Tom Walker back on the show soon and I’m very excited about it

My hobbies are legos and sitting silently having bad thoughts

Greg Dean makes several crazy proclamations on his videos but saying that nobody knew how writing jokes worked until he invented a system in 1982 is my favorite one

Just finished recording Real Estate Guys and Airbnb hosts are the most demonic people on the planet. I hate them

We had a really good episode this week about Stand Up Comedy Guys and we even got ourselves a new Guy. Join us as we look into the best way to shut down a heckler and we learn how to do stand up from the best in the world sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...

Guys: With Bryan Quinby: Guys: Episode 75 - Stand Up Comedy Guys with Dan Licatasites.libsyn.com Oh my goosh! we found a new guy! He trained Whoopi and one of the hosts of Your Mom's Home.  We learned how to deal with hecklers and a loud room and we talk a bit about our experiences performin...

King of the toddlers

I just ate an absurdly large sandwich where when I opened the package I said “I’m never gonna eat all of this” and now I’ve eaten all of it

100 years from now there is not going to be any water left in the ocean because it is going to be soaked up by discarded Hawk Tuah t shirts

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What does your joy look like today? We learned how to answer questions like this with minimal ah’s and um’s so that we could be world champion public speakers. This week on Guys we look at Toastmasters with @stefanheck.bsky.social sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...

Guys: With Bryan Quinby: Guys: Episode 74 - Toastmasters With Stefan Hecksites.libsyn.com Hello distinguished listeners and friends, welcome to the meeting of the Guys Toastmasters Club. We are really honored to have you at this meeting and hope we can provide you with the tools to succeed...

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Gang, my new job is not working out. They’re not paying me what I thought I’d be making. I’m $500 short on rent. Please help if you can and RT. #mutualaid #rentisdue www.paypal.me/juliapdickin...

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That was the best stomp swerve has ever done

Party Animal Weekend at Comfest

We have 3 episodes already in the can. 7/2 - Toastmasters with Stefan Heck 7/9 - Stand Up Comedy Guys with Dan Licata 7/16 - Board Game Guys with Blocked Party Then we start a new run

We have some really wild stuff coming up on the podcast but I think I finally read something on the show that is more unnerving than the Chive Guy Bewbs poem on the board game guys episode, the next 3 episodes are fucking crazy

I hope they ask the candidates if a fricken hot dog is a sandwich

The thing about pickle ball is that it looks like it might be fun but it also looks dorky

Moving dangerously close to becoming a running guy

The rockabilly guy just spotted a bruiser coming into town. I feel sorry for him

I hear that New York is having politics.