stovey i will write one of the character letters for you if you want, done it before for others in this situation lmao, also if it comes to trial just look the jury dead in the eyes like "yeah, he was a nazi, and i punched him, what of it" and i dont *think* 12/12 would vote guilty lmao
“Your honor, it’s what Indiana Jones and Captain America have done should they go to jail too”
Not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure it’s an airtight argument
"your honor, i have a hyperfixation on punching nazis. it's actually ableist to not let me stim by beating the shit out of nazis. in fact, your honor, there should be a rage room where it's just nazis."
