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the most disgusting person you've ever heard of: yeah white people just have "barf bowls." its a normal thing we all do. my vile habits are representative of a wider group not just my degenerate particularities
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What's the big deal, every white family has a barf bowl. We empty it at the end of the month
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There’s guys in my village that come round to harvest the “rainbow soil” every night (I live in Chunderford) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_s...
Night soil - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
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The barf bowl is an heirloom btw. My grandfather was a humble pukesmith
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You know, they say that if the maker doesn’t lubricate the wood with his own vomit while carving it, the bowl will always spill.
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In Quebec the barfolier and the mayor are the same guy
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I am suddenly put in mind of old timey antimony "pills" - actually a smooth metal bullet which people swallowed and got lowkey poisoned by as a purgative, then passed and could wash for re-use. Unfortunately, these *could* be heirlooms.
Antimony pill - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org
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Every right-wing guy thinks he'd have been a warlord in medieval times but this would have been his actual job