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sprinting through the deli spamming E to grab everyone’s hoagie

me thinking about how wealth is ultimately meaningless: SO true me seeing a bank commercial about how you should be happy with what you have: this is class war propaganda

it's so funny when everyone wants to dress like a weird-looking guy on tv thinking that if they simply wear a white t-shirt they will acquire his power. his power is that he's a weird-looking guy on tv it doesnt matter what he's wearing dog

i started playing the mechanicus game because it was on sale and bro some of this dialogue

is there something wrong with the audio settings on my computer or are pretty much all video games just extremely loud by default. i usually have to turn the master volume down to like 50% ingame

when this was going around on twitter women's were all like "the squid man from baldur's gate" and men's were like "a jewish woman"

The best demonstration of the skewed reality of the internet is "Hear me out" posts (meaning, "I know this celebrity is hideous but I actually find her attractive because I'm a FREAK!"), over the weekend I've seen one on X and one on reddit where the subject was Colby Minifie:

it's zardoz, baby!

🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🚨 Episode 9: Zardoz featuring @merrittk.com! Merritt chose John Boorman's much maligned sci-fi fairytale about the price of immortality and living at the end of history for her favorite bad movie, and trust me, you don't want to miss it!

fly me to the moon and let me love it all night long let me take as a souvenir one giant moon thong

in warhammer the imperial cult accepts many different forms of worship of the emperor and there are countless imperial worlds so statistically at least one worships the god emperor as "sleepy dan"

...love? heh. that would just get in the way of my training

anyone else know like 10% of three different language so when you get drunk you try to speak one but it ends up like a mix of all of them

i'd like to buy the world a coke voice: i'd like to fix the world's eyebrows

inventing a new show called "wichita emperor" where arnold schwarzenegger comes back to rule wichita as a gangster whose been in prison for 25 years. i make 10 billion dollars from boomers watching this on CBS

i went on a boat with a dog named maple

any trackerheads on head. tracker is an american action drama television series starring a character named "colter shaw" who travels the country as a "rewardist"

this is the theme of the arbiter from halo www.youtube.com/watch?v=OutD...

Björn Skifs - The Arbiter "From CHESS"www.youtube.com From the album CHESS IN CONCERT by Benny Andersson, Tim Rice and Björn Ulvaeus.Listen to the full album here: https://PolarMusic.lnk.to/5OO9MfKAIDMusic video...

i think we made it too easy for people to make stuff. you should have to go live in a monastery for a year before anyone lets you hold a pen

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this is bangkok, take your sensitive ass back to prague

murray head one night in bangkok voice: so you better go back to your subs, your discords, your hugboxes

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I can't speak for Shaydh and merritt but this is my personal moodboard for our game:

coming soon...

being the first generation to grow up online has done irreparable psychic damage to many millennials since mass culture is all on the same four websites now and thus many feel compelled to keep up with teen trends

Some Millennials in my timeline are insecure because Gen Zs are telling them their ankle socks age them. I can't stress enough that you don't need to care about what a bunch of 20-somethings think about your clothes, mainly bc you don't have to care about what ANYONE thinks about your clothes.

just realized im moving into an unfurnished place on my own for the first time. i am going to create an environment that is so after hours (1985)

every modern guy who thinks he's travis bickle wants a different name for what he is

hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male

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hotfix male. release candidate male. shovelware male

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Gonna tell my kids this is Hitler hiding in Argentina

hello i am teaching an intro to mini painting class next month in hamilton, ontario and there are still some spots left if you want to come! www.otherstrangeness.com/product/intr...

Intro to Miniature Painting (Aug 13, 8 PM @ FARSIDE Hamilton, ON) - Other Strangeness — merritt kwww.otherstrangeness.com Learn to paint miniatures quickly and easily with merritt k at FARSIDE Bar in Hamilton, Ontario.

babe hold on. im going to try to enter a secret pre-sex code that unlocks noob saibot. you gotta make three mortal kombat symbols come up

once again thinking about burt ward's erotic memoirs where he claims to have fucked a swamp werewolf and a dracula

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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

if i could go back in time to like 2004 i would make several million dollars writing a libertarian picture book about a kid who realizes that coal is more valuable than toys and orchestrates a mass campaign on the part of children to exploit a christmas arbitrage opportunity