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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 10 days
Brain: Answer your emails. Me: No. Brain *cracks knuckles*: Answer your emails! Me *grabs knife*: NO Brain *powers up like Super Saiyan* ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED EMAILS! Me *aims Death Star laser*: EN. OH.
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Brian C. Johnson @makewright.bsky.social · 10 days
Maybe you should answer your emails.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 10 days
no
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Brian C. Johnson @makewright.bsky.social · 10 days
But, and hear me out, what if you were rewarded with snacks?
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 10 days
...I definitely should eat something today