K.B. Spangler: Brain: Answer your emails. Me: No. Brain *cracks knuckles*: Answer your emails! Me *grabs knife*: NO Brain *powers up like Super Saiyan* ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED EMAILS! Me *aims Death Star laser*: EN. OH.

Brain: Answer your emails. Me: No. Brain *cracks knuckles*: Answer your emails! Me *grabs knife*: NO Brain *powers up like Super Saiyan* ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED EMAILS! Me *aims Death Star laser*: EN. OH.

Brain: YOU COULD'VE ANSWERED AN EMAIL IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO CRANK OUT THIS POST Me: LOGIC MAKES ME PROCRASTINATE SO YOU LOSE FOREVER

If you answer an email you can go get a cold sweet confection of your choice. Works on my brain. Sometimes I even do extra while I'm at it.

You have somehow managed to relate pretty much my last four months into 2 posts... Thank you. I'm still not answering my emails.

ADHD! *jazzhands* (I also have a wee smidgen of oppositional defiance which applies to my own brain)

Maybe you should answer your emails.

no

But, and hear me out, what if you were rewarded with snacks?

...I definitely should eat something today

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