LurkyMcLurk: I’m not sure why but the wrist brace really brings it all together. It’s the cherry on top

It looks like someone’s taking one of those hairless cats to the vet to be euthanized

I’m not sure why but the wrist brace really brings it all together. It’s the cherry on top

Carpal tunnel from giving authority the finger

the thing that's shocking to me is that I saw him backstage at a concert in 2005 or so and he was shirtless with a vest of some sort and he was totally ripped, six pack abs, the whole deal. Buddy what went wrong?

20 years went by

Saw mclusky this year, Falco looked fitter and healthier than back in ‘03

No, no you're mistaken I said "2005" so clearly that was like five years ago, ten at most

2005 was last week

2005 was next year

However long it's been, safe to say too much of that time was spent shotgunning natty lights and not wearing sunscreen. A decent SPF 30 moisturizer could have saved her.

That sounds right

I should know who this is, shouldn't I?

Nah, you're fine, believe me

Severe alcoholism, if that recent profile (in... Rolling Stone, I think?) is any indication.

He would have worked out, but he got high He could have been trim and stout, but he then got high Now he's a flabby sack of shit and I think I know why Because he got high Because he got high Because he got high

He fought authority but authority always wins. Maybe he should have listened to Uh-huh a few times.

I think the tall boy of Busch Light there might be a clue.

He's working on more of an Iggy Pop look these days.

You can't outrun the munchies

Too much Bud Light?

Or … not enough

From Fist of Rage to Fist of Rheumatoid Arthritis

He sprained his hand doing the jerk-off gesture for the last twenty years.

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