jon rosenberg: You have no idea who I did or didn't absorb in the womb

There's less of me today than there was yesterday. It's a very weird feeling.

Oh no what happened

I had a largish lump (probably a lipoma) removed from my chest yesterday, now there's a big dent and it's odd not to feel that bump that was there for so many years. Just weird body stuff

Now you can forever make the joke that you had a parasitic twin removed, or at least that's what I would do with my sense of humor, lol.

This is stolen valor for people who have parasitic twins

You have no idea who I did or didn't absorb in the womb

Excuse me I can hear this image and now it's gonna be stuck in my head all day.

Spouse refers to my lipomas as "twin bits."

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