Post
My grandmother informed me that she wants to wade naked through Willie Nelson's hair and I have no idea what to do with this information. I don't know who Willie Nelson is, but that's a name I can never Google for the rest of my life now. Oh wait, I know who that is... oh no nooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[SWATS THE IMAGE FROM HIS MIND] hahaha, sorry (but only a little bit) I'm so sorry. I can't imagine the pain and boredom involved in not knowing who Willie is. He's Mr Rogers with a guitar, twang, and fuuuuuck ton of weed.