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Purveyor of food and song. Fan of skeeball. Wearer of crocs. Eater of pineapple on pizza. Fully authorized.

I voted for the Email Lady and Dark Brandon.

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Costco expected 1% inflation and got way better than that, is reducing prices storewide and calling out rivals for price gouging. www.thestreet.com/retail/costc...

Costco shares a new pricing policy members will lovewww.thestreet.com Walmart, Best Buy, Lowe's, Home Depot and Target may not be as thrilled by what the warehouse club is doing.

Before 1920, the average NYer would eat around 600 oysters per year. Plentiful, cheap, delicious and good for you. And the waters were very clear. Here's a sampler from a local restaurant. Fried, half shell, smoked, grilled and rockefeller.

I took my first phone call on my new smartwatch. I didn't even know it could do that. I felt like Dick F'in Tracy.😜

Bark Purdy headed to the Puppy Bowl! www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnTz...

Sacramento's Bark Purdy is headed to the Puppy Bowlwww.youtube.com Bark Purdy, a Sacramento SPCA dog who was recently adopted, is headed to the big game, the Puppy Bowl.

I know that there's no "trending" here, but can we put a permanent "trump smells" over in that column?

Remember that time that bush lost a fight with a poncho, and that was the height of presidential malarky?

Years from now when they make "trump: the motion picture", who will they get to play him?

I have a compelling urge to buy a fruitcake. Faaahhhk...I got old, didn't I?💾

Thanksgiving feast coming in early!

The funniest thing I've heard all week. Sarah Suckabee Slanders called Israel to express her support and to offer some of Arkansas' welfare $ to them.

I have an invite code if a mutual follower needs it.

Look at this shit. And yup, I'm gonna get banned.

Xitter just threw a rod. Can't do anything. Great work, disabling the entire site during a worldwide crisis after getting called on the carpet by the EU yesterday.

I have an invite code if a follower wants one.

Man finds 72 year old egg with a message on it. Then finds the woman in her 90's who wrote it as a young woman working on a line in an egg factor. 🥰 www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBib...

So I have an invite code if anyone wants it. I tweeted about it, but it look like nobody over there wants it. Anyone? Or are we all loaded with these now?

Veggie ratatouille lasagna on a bed of basil pesto.

Where's the evidence?😆

Nice. Ran across the first person here who blocked me. Never heard of them, I wonder which of the 34 things I said were problematic.

My dog is farting up a storm right next to me from his breakfast of scrambled eggs and chorizo. Where's my check?!? www.tmz.com/2023/09/22/d...

Farting Dog on Singapore Airlines Flight Gets Passengers $1,400 Refundwww.tmz.com Singapore Airlines is getting the gas face from a couple of pissed passengers who say a 4-legged traveler's flatulence blew them out ... all the way from Paris to Singapore.

Aww. Poor Niko! news.yahoo.com/venezuelan-m...

A Venezuelan man and his pet squirrel made it to the US border. Now he's preparing to say goodbyenews.yahoo.com During the weeks it took Yeison and Niko to migrate from Venezuela toward the U.S., they navigated dangerous jungles and over a dead body. The two are so inseparable that Yeison sold his phone so bot...

Call me a rebel, but I think it should be "Yeets" instead of "Skeets".🤯

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