debbshock

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I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a sexy genius. A woman of mystery. A pain in my own ass. Love me immediately pls
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i just don't fuckin know sometimes

chillin' like he owns the house

if a man has an emotion, everybody has to stop what they're doing and address it. a woman experiences the entire range of human emotion in any given ten minutes and just keeps pluggin

fuck off, conservatives

it's not about how much wine is in the mom, it's about how much mom is in the wine

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reluctantly crouched at my desk at nine coffee, and meeting, bored out of my mind the time card punching, the phone lines up yearning, and burning, need another cup reckless, and farting around on bluesky blurting, and flirting, and no idea why ...

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the workday continues.

the heat index is "oh fuck no" degrees

plagueposting

when men pee and shake off, do all those pee molecules just go into the atmosphere or what? our lungs have evolved to breathe pee. and microplastics

one eye open, thoughts incoherent. to drink 16 gallons of coffee or pee out an atlantic ocean and then drink 16 gallons of coffee. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise

i got my eye on you noobs, don't fuck up the vibes all up now

sorry i'm annoying. i'm me (things on my mindingly)

don't hurt me i'm just possum

What's the best episode of television you've ever watched?

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bluesky rules: 1. be nice. to everyone. 2. yeah even to them. (not Trump) 3. seriously be nice. 4. people have been known to "disappear" after having been not nice™ 5. we don't care that you were huge on twitter, we were too, shut up. 6. 5 likes here is a lot. enjoy the win

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Blessed be the too smart for their own good, the smartasses, the wasters of their potential. The world does not deserve them. Blessed be the fucked up, the chasers of dreams, the mockers of MAGA with wicked memes. Blessed be the gay and the trans and the ?. Forever and ever, world without end, Amen.

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noobs: there is no algorithm here, so sometimes you will see people repost their own skeet if they think it's a good time of day for peeps to see it. it's allowed but of course don't go bananas with it ok bye

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sometimes I will give a post a like, I may have no idea what they're talking about, but I don't want anybody to have zero likes on a post. it's just a little boop to their soul, like hey, fellow human, hugs

fun fact, Plato named Pluto

algorithm🎶🎶🎵 is gonna get cha. 🎼

what I look like scrolling social media

Hark, a flood, a tsunami of noobs *buried under a pile of noobs* we must show them the Way (threateningly)

the cybertruck is just a catastrophically insecure rhombus

is there a barf abyss? a poop sword

i'm not even addressing the whole barf bowl thing, that's just horrible. leave it with the poop knife. get therapy

Russia is not diddling around with this election, Trump and his bros are catastrophically stupid and inept. hilarilty will ensue. without russia, they can't win. They wouldn't have last time. Unless no one votes. If you don't vote i will personally kick your ass.

Your Honor, come on, live, love, laugh

In olden times we had to write our skeets on rocks and throw them at our enemies

I have bangst (seductively)