debbshock

@debbshock.bsky.social

1839

Followers

1558

Following

20057

Posts

Notorious D.E.B.
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a sexy genius. A woman of mystery. A pain in my own ass. Love me immediately pls
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers

Posts Replies Media Feeds

Reposted by

debbshock

it's the friends we made on bluesky while at work, not doing work, that we'll remember

has it been completely forgotten that Trump had chunks of Adderall flying out of his nose doing a press conference? are we just pretending it didn't happen? are we looking away from his 40 year old case of herpes or

remember blind melon's video for No Rain, with the bee girl? that's the twitter to bluesky pipeline

Reposted by

debbshock

daily reminder to be Hot, stay Hydrated and not giving a Fuck what other people think

my father's wife is such a fucking bitch when she goes to the gynecologist they have to call in a team of dentists

can you spot the baby puds

the best emoji i have ever seen

Reposted by

debbshock

OOH, YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN KNIFE FLAYING YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE OOH, SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH THAT CRIME SCENE DIGGING THE KNIFING QUEEN

it's my actual dad (whose wife told me to kill myself)'s birthday today, and we haven't spoken in 15 years (his wife said she'd divorce him if he ever spoke to me again so he said ok.) so every year I plan to text 'happy birthday (still alive still sober motherfucker)' and I sigh and say nah

GM why tf am I up happy hurry up with the coffee day

hotdogs are made of unusable animal scraps, sweepings off the factory floor and workers that fell into the machines

biden looks at fireworks, sighs. "malarkey," he whispers into the night

@bornmiserable.bsky.social I hope you are ok. having fun etc. hope you are well, miss you

death ACAB for cutie

puds went under the bed

boom

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

the gradual dusk, the hour is blue

watching fireworks from the porch

hurt lockers hurt lockers.

hottentotdogs

the New York Slimes

men love me germs fear me or vice versa but whatever

democrats right now: you are flailing wildly about LITERALLY LESS THAN NOTHING, will you calm the fuck down (if not, ok you do you but damn)

55 and a recent pic.

49 (for now) and a recent pic.

did it ever occur to anybody amidst all this flailing and hysteria that you could be posting happy or silly shit that would literally improve your peace of mind and soul

hey quick I need an answer fast do ghosts get microplastics

she is beeeeautiful

Reposted by

debbshock

me, trying to heal the bluesky vibe