I like to blame the heat for everything. politics are bonkers? heat. more bigots than usual on the skyline? heat. accidentally dropped my salad and it spilled everywhere? you guessed it: heat.
I think it would fix me if a pretty girl looked me directly in the eyes through her Vortex Optics scope at 1500 yards and gently squeezed the trigger on her Remington 700 ADL 7mm bolt action rifle
what’s the origin of the phrase “ is something you do with your teeth”?
I’ve seen it a few times on here in uses that feel like a reference to something but I’m not sure what
can we just all admit that steak is maybe the most boring way to cook meat? like oh you didn’t change the meat or add anything to it you just heated it up a little and I’m supposed to think it’s the god’s ambrosia?
"You should get a new phone" you say. "Why?" I ask as I squint through the cracks at the screen. Shards of glass cut my fingers as I type a reply. Blood drips onto the floor. The battery dies before my text can send.
you can stop the trolley at any time except every major newspaper has been publishing articles titled “What If The Trolley Is Good” every week for 20 years so you’re not sure