Susan (George) Schorn: These idiots are a super-sized illustration of the problem every ultra runner confronts: When all your gear makes you look like a goddamn vending machine.

These idiots are a super-sized illustration of the problem every ultra runner confronts: When all your gear makes you look like a goddamn vending machine.

This photo of cops attacking student protesters at UC Irvine yesterday is fucking crazy. (Robert Gauthier/Los Angeles Times) www.latimes.com/story/2024-0...

LMAO at how they have to hang their extra little lunch bags off their belt and cinch it down with a thigh strap. So cool, so tactical, so not-at-all-encumbering.

"Aw, Ma, don't make me wear the lunch bag with the leg strap! The kids'll laugh at me, Ma!"

How long does it takes these clowns to stand back up if they fall on the ground? Do they ever practice that?

Look, lead-suffused Lunachables were on sale in the bargain barrel at the Winn Dixie, five for a dollar.

Fash stack Snack-pack.

They do not practice that.

[imagines a field full of toppled riot cops, waving their legs in the air like stranded turtles]

And bopping themselves with their thigh holstered guns.

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