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There are unlicensed horse farms in Costa Rica that cripple their animals at a lower rate than the Astros coaching staff.

Astros' France (right shoulder surgery) out for the seasonwww.mlb.com TORONTO -- The tests to the Astros’ pitching depth keep on coming. The club announced on Tuesday that right-hander J.P. France will miss the rest of the season following Monday’s surgery to repair a t...

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LEFT: Wall-to-wall coverage RIGHT: Paragraph 20 of one of the articles

“People are allowed to pour in from countries unknown, from places unknown — from languages that we haven’t even heard of. We have people sitting in schools with languages where very few people have even heard of these languages. It is not like Spanish, or French, or Russian,”

President Biden's lapses appear to have grown more frequent, more pronounced and, after Thursday’s debate, more worrisome, interviews with current and former White House aides, political advisers, and others who saw Biden in the last few weeks show. nyti.ms/3ROa3sU

Here's what to know: the American experiment has ended

The Supreme Court was divided 6 to 3 along partisan lines not only in Monday’s decision on Donald Trump’s immunity and the three cases on agency power, but also in a run of major cases on homelessness, voting rights, guns and public corruption. Here’s what to know.

In a Volatile Term, a Fractured Supreme Court Remade Americawww.nytimes.com Amid signs of dysfunction and disarray, Chief Justice John Roberts reasserted his authority, while the influence of Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito waned.

Remember, under the Roberts Court: -- protecting workers from excess heat = governmental overreach -- ordering the military to bury your political opponents up to the neck to die in the desert heat = fine an dandy

Reasonable, right? This is the type of so-called "administrative state" regulation that conservatives and big corporations have been railing against for years. Know this: All that deregulation amounts to is bigger profits for the rich at the expense of everyone else.

Well the important thing is that I got a little AI buddy that can help complete my purple monkey dishwasher die all organic infestations (picture of Mona Lisa with 18 fingers on each hand and a horse tail)

Google's carbon emissions surge nearly 50% due to AI energy demandwww.cnbc.com The increase marks a setback in Google's goal to achieve net-zero emissions by 2030.

Say what you want but I'm looking forward to a whole bunch of white cornerbacks in the NFL in the next decade.

You'll have to read the WaPo piece for this entirely accurate take from @paulgowder.bsky.social that this lawsuit is racist garbage. www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...

Lawsuit: Northwestern’s law school is biased against White men in hiringwww.washingtonpost.com The lawsuit, filed by a prominent attorney, alleges the university’s law school gives hiring preference to women and people of color.

An hour of prime Stevie Wonder on Donahue-- with commercials-- including his massive advocacy for what we now take for granted, a national holiday for MLK's Birthday (starting around the 32-minute mark). Funny, introspective, impassioned, and a true spotlight into a national treasure.

Donahue - "Stevie Wonder" - WBBM Channel 2 (Complete Broadcast, 1/8/1982) 📺 ♫ 🎹www.youtube.com Here's the complete broadcast of an edition of Donahue as aired over WBBM Channel 2, devoted entirely to one guest - Stevie Wonder.Includes:PSA for Urban Gat...

Captain Kirk (to V'ger): How can somebody be EXPECTED to make a SURPRISE trip? V'ger: I gotta get out of here.

Viktor Orbán expected to make surprise trip to Kyiv on Tuesday

Viktor Orbán expected to make surprise trip to Kyiv on Tuesdaywww.theguardian.com Sources say Hungary’s pro-Russia PM planning to visit president Volodymyr Zelenskiy one day after assuming EU presidency

Nothing says summer like the fresh smell of sun-baked catloaf.

(finishes meh speech, goes to catered meeting room, roars in fury while sending plates of food crashing to the floor) WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL GETTING JOBS AND WAGE INCREASES

An alternate universe where the Simpsons do not survive the move to Thursday Night in the early 90s after being crushed by The Cosby Show, Dan Castellenata now in his 31st season of doing his Dennis Hopper voice for Mittens in Eek the Cat.

Mittenseekthecat.fandom.com Mittens is a character seen in some Eek! The Cat cartoon episodes. He was voiced by Dan Castellenata. Mittens is Eek's friend who is also a cat. His fur is blue, he always wears red mittens, and he be...

On today's day of national shame let's at least celebrate a young kid getting his call up to the bigs in front of his family with DC's baseball team.

James Wood's first career hit | 07/01/2024www.mlb.com James Wood singles in the second for his first career hit in his first career at-bat

Nobody's this dumb so (puffs on meerschaum pipe) Dilanian's just a snide little bandwagon-hopping shit

The news media is so stupidly stupid

Instead of self-flagellation, try Googling the phrases "Why Democrats Should Support" or "Why Liberals Should Support"

Sorry, Cambodians, looks like dropping twice as many bombs on you as was dropped in the whole of World War II was legal after all, and you owe US a big apology, deliverable at Henry Kissinger's heavily pissed-upon grave.

Henry Kissinger's "mad and illegal" bombing: What you need to know about his real history -- and why the Sanders/Clinton exchange matterswww.salon.com Sanders is right about Kissinger. His civilian death toll nears 4 million, his policies built today's Middle East

U.S. v. Nixon was a 9-0 decision (or 8-0 with a recusal) against Nixon, if I remember correctly, today's Federalist Society judiciary would probably have some ABA-unqualified 32-year-old drone throw out the tapes in District Court somewhere in West Texas.

John Dean was White House counsel to President Nixon from July 1970 to April 1973. He says he's "stunned" by SCOTUS' sweeping decision today on presidential immunity. “I’m not even sure you could get to the Nixon tapes under this ruling." www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...

'Richard Nixon Would Have Had A Pass': John Dean Stunned By Trump Immunity Rulingwww.huffpost.com “Virtually all of his Watergate conduct” could easily fall into what the Supreme Court now says is official conduct, said Nixon’s former counsel.

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NEW: "Richard Nixon would have had a pass": John Dean, former Nixon White House counsel, stunned by Trump immunity ruling. “Virtually all of his Watergate conduct” could easily fall into what the Supreme Court now says is official conduct. www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...

This SCOTUS term, summarized -- Democratic Presidents cannot pass legislation or issue executive orders -- Republican Presidents cannot be prosecuted for anything

Just think of what the Supreme Court is doing as continuing legal education for Aileen Cannon, all alone by herself with nobody to help down at that big district courthouse.

Maggie wants to defend her gold medal in the upcoming Olympiad in tinsel wand wrestling.

As I prepare to soundproof my house for Thursday's Concussive Explosion Day festivities, I am glad that the community association has released this missive. Kind of reminds me of courts right now.

I think I posted this exchange on Election Day 2016 On the eighth day, the forty-year-old hobo said to Billy: "This ain't bad. I can be comfortable anywhere." "You can?" said Billy. On the ninth day the hobo died. So it goes. His last words were: "You think this is bad? This ain't bad.”

Except in this instance Drebin intentionally started the chain of events.

Fave part is when Roberts tells the hysterical ladies to calm down

Supreme Court to Replace Independence Day With Republican Do You What Feel Day

Checks and balances are for things like valid 30-year-old health and safety regulations, not Presidents planning coups or destroying evidence or stealing classified information to sell to foreign governments or trading arms for hostages to a hostile power or burgling psychiatrists' offices

The Supreme Court allowed more time for companies to fight regulations, ruling that a six-year statute of limitations for filing lawsuits begins to run when a regulation first affects a company rather than when it is first issued.

Supreme Court Extends Time Frame for Challenges to Regulationsnyti.ms The ruling could amplify the impact of a separate decision overturning the Chevron doctrine, which had required courts to defer to executive agencies’ interpretations of statutes.

Can the megaton of bad SCOTUS news be counteracted by a 90-second video about the hybrid cats in Catio Town at the Wildcat Sanctuary in Minnesota? Probably not, but here's trying.

Thank you for Catio Town || The Wildcat Sanctuarywww.youtube.com YouTube video by The Wildcat Sanctuary

Dick Durbin with the Supreme Court Authoritarian Gilded Age Master Plan dossier.

Don’t worry, Dick Durbin is considering the possibility of a letter that slightly disagrees with them. Mulling it over right now!

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A grotesque and hideous distortion of the rule of law from the highest Court of the world’s most powerful democracy. This is a national and global catastrophe. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...

www.supremecourt.gov

The paper of record monomaniacal shitposting will continue until morale entirely dissipates.