Ma'am, my shtick on another website is to give everyone a hard time for their pants.
Basically, it comes down to this: Capris/jorts are not cool (as you know) and then there's skinny jeans, which delves into my intense hatred for manbuns & full-sleeve tattoos.
I sound like fun at parties. 🙂
Sure, but just so you know, I'm going to be mocking you for your jorts while reading Tolstoy while sitting next to you on the subway.
*looks down upon you with reading glasses*
You are not excluded from my mockery!
My biggest questions now are: What subway are we sitting on? Is it New York? Madrid? Paris? I've also done the subway in Moscow (which is pretty remarkable).
Just so you know: no matter which subway we're sitting on together, I will be judging you. 🙂
