⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

@tweedle.bsky.social

253

Followers

180

Following

13455

Posts

I just wanna be a hot dumb cow.

Neo-Dadaist Cowmedian
whore of the heavens
the one who came after

Posts Replies Media

a man is bringing me a burrito bowl and then we are going to shower together btw

am I supposed to milk these Chex

analog whore

eating food bank savory Chex mix. it's interesting! i don't understand many snacks if I'm honest.

i just...

i need to get to the stinky sex part of the relationship

song that sounds different depending on the time of day you play it

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

y'all know who it is already, DJ tubby custard up in this bitch, let's get y'all slurping

got my 15 daily wins in mtg arena, time to goon til the morrow

fuck me LOTION

by the bowels of babel!

the gods must be woke

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

2042s "skinless" fad where celebrities replace their skin with a translucent synthetic skin

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

I'm mixed so I'm not white I'm "light skin"

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

who am I to question the fact that we sear babies skin off at birth and replace it with a synthetic skin

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

me thinkin bout dat ass

fuck this so bad man

the wonders of the food bank

sssmoke cum cigarettes

flicking the wiener

penile spellcaster

they got muscle milk at the food bank and I can feel it all up in my tits

there needs to be like a reverse trending feed. like a void feed.

i now have 3 bags of peaches and 3 bags of nectarines.

I'm at the food bank. i love the food bank.

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

ngl pancakes are not that great

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

Forgot I made this and I can't stop giggling

Reposted by

⠀🎷🐄🪺⠀

woke boy summer