Joe Scaramanga

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Independent artist trying to catch a break with his cult t shirt designs. Films, music, TV and all things retro.

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Watching a film in the garden. The kids were intrigued by this because they've seen the Simpsons episode that riffs on it.

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BTD - Diana Rigg - THE AVENGERS - German release poster (My Greatest Adventure)

All you can eat buffet for lunch.

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Lightning McQueen locking himself in a garage and farting until he dies

open.spotify.com/album/1COSdQ... I was starting to wonder if Spotify was dropping AI generated songs into its playlists as this features a couple of bands I'd never heard of. Atomic Swing and Eggstone are Swedish which explains it.

90s Indieopen.spotify.com Various Artists · Compilation · 2022 · 54 songs.

Decided to go to Aldi today, first time for ages, and I'm so out of practice. I can't do switching up the shops for the big shop anymore.

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I shouldn't be allowed to have Photoshop

Post 10 bands you've been obsessed with at some point in your life. I've got six Duran Duran Blur Pixies the Smiths XTC REM That's the only ones I'd say I'd been OBSESSED with. They're the only ones I've bought books about and tried to hear everything they'd recorded.

Post 10 bands you've been obsessed with at some point in your life. Here are mine Bob Marley The Beautiful South x 9 (Although I did pay £20 on Amazon for a Secret Machine's album once - they were ace but split up in tragic circumstances)

"Arlene, it's a song about..." "Leotards." "But it's about..." "DID I STUTTER???" #totp

"We need to push these songs that the pluggers are nagging us about but by Christ they are dull." "Activate Legs and Co." #totp

I'll always be baffled as to why War of the Worlds was so ridiculously successful. Maybe the weed was much better in the 70s. #totp

If the kids are united they will never be divided. #totp

Has Kid Jensen come as a Minion? #totp

I've been listening to a lot of 80s 12" lately, and the vast majority of them are just an instrumental, with the vocal version tacked on afterwards. Frankie are without a doubt the worst offenders for this. #totp

This is the most Greatest Hits Radio top ten I've ever seen, apart from Neil and Grandmaster Flash. #totp

Play Kissing a Tortoise you cowards! #totp

My god #totp has gone woke!!!

A Pete Waterman production. #totp

All rise for Divine! #totp

Tossing and turning windjammer? Yeah, Gaviscon will sort that out. #totp

Blancmange. Absolute legends. #totp

Eyes Without A Face is the best Billy Idol song by miles. He is so ridiculous though. #totp

Dirty, dirty Prince. #totp

Channel 4 news report on the outage saying that the millennium bug turned out to be a "phantom". I'm sure all those people that worked their arses off to ensure nothing bad happened are pleased to hear that.

Picked up one of these from Home Bargains. Wish I'd bought more. It's lovely.

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Happy New Weird Al Single Release Day! I decided to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of my last album Mandatory Fun by doing a polka medley of some of the biggest hits of the last 10 years. “Polkamania!” is out RIGHT NOW and available everywhere music is sold or streamed! youtu.be/y0ZoX4dBvwk

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamania! (Official Music Video)youtu.be Single available at: Apple Music: https://itunes.apple.com/album/id/1753408289 Amazon Music: http://amazon.com/dp/B0D7RQGLBS …and everywhere else digital music is sold or streamed! Timecodes: 0:00 - HELENA POLKA (Al’s Version) 0:14 - BAD GUY (Billie Eilish) 0:36 - HELLO (Adele) 0:51 - FLOWERS (Miley Cyrus) 1:13 - WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO (Lin-Manuel Miranda / cast of Encanto) 1:24 - VAMPIRE (Olivia Rodrigo) 1:40 - OLD TOWN ROAD (Lil Nas X) 1:59 - DESPACITO (Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee) 2:09 - SHAPE OF YOU (Ed Sheeran) 2:24 - UPTOWN FUNK (Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars) 2:37 - WAP (Cardi B. ft. Megan Thee Stallion) 2:54 - THANK U, NEXT (Ariana Grande) 3:06 - SHAKE IT OFF (Taylor Swift) ANIMATOR CREDITS: Cyriak – “Helena Polka (Al’s Version)” David Wachtenheim & W/M Animation – “Bad Guy” & “Shake It Off (pt. 2)” Augenblick Studios – “Hello” Ghostbot / Alan Lau, Roque Ballesteros, and Roman Laney – “Flowers” Jack D. Evans – “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” Vivienne Medrano/Spindlehorse – “Vampire” Liam Lynch – “Old Town Road” Jarrett Heather – “Despacito” & “WAP” Bill Plympton – “Shape of You” Ryan Krzak – “Uptown Funk” KukoMitzu – “Thank U, Next” Victor Yerrid & Melanie Mandl – “Shake It Off (pt. 1)” MUSICIAN CREDITS: “Weird Al” Yankovic – accordion and vocals Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz – drums and percussion Steve Jay – bass guitar and bass vocals Jim “Kimo” West – banjo Wayne Bergeron – trumpets Joel Peskin – clarinets Jim Self – tuba Tress MacNeille – “next!” lady Engineered and mixed by Dave Way at the Way Station Additional engineering by Rafael Serrano at Just For the Record Mastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman Mastering Arranged and produced by Al Yankovic http://vevo.ly/i9RxeT

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Update from Crowdstrike

No IT problems for me.

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Broke: COVID came from a lab leak and there's a coverup etc, etc Woke: Cats (2019) was the herald of the pandemic and nothing good has happened since

There’s no fucking way this was five years ago