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Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar
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Is this an ad for vacuums?
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What if I hate fireworks but I love torturing dogs
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See u soon with my new sleeve
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Definitely would have been that easy!
Obama could have expanded the court when he had a super majority and didn't.
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Probably the voters who voted for the gameshow host, and the voters who decided not to vote for the other candidate, and the suppression laws that prevented those who wanted to vote from doing so. Not really sure what this has to do with anything.
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It’s a scene to them
Republicans thrive because they’ll hold their nose and vote for literally anyone that has an R next to their name, and yet there are so many people on the left that will allow this country to get decimated because someone is 2% off from their own beliefs. Infuriating.
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There is plenty to criticize "the libs" about, including on the Supreme Court. But this specific problem *absolutely would have been avoided* if a handful more people had voted for the lesser evil in 2016, and it is flat out silly to claim otherwise.
I get that "liberals" has become the strawman argument over the last 8 years and it's not always wrong but this is a direct result of Trump putting on three Supreme Court justices
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Those darn liberals! Me and my friends all hate them!
who do you feel is to blame for a candidate losing to a mentally impaired gameshow racist
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I get that "liberals" has become the strawman argument over the last 8 years and it's not always wrong but this is a direct result of Trump putting on three Supreme Court justices
Why didn’t voting for the lesser evil stop this? And other questions for the liberal mind
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scotus has absolutely RUINED bobby bonilla day
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If you think Biden will step down, you've clearly never worked with Boomers making three times your salary, living in a house they bought in the 70s for $50k, and all they have to do is not be too racist about the interns.
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Forgot the debate was on and, judging by your tweets, I am very happy about this
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My favorite part of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders documentary was them insisting that "the girls" be of high moral character because they are representing the Dallas Cowboys, a team owned by Jerry Jones
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You can't buy a gun while on drugs anymore? That's not the Texas I grew up in.
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You're gonna do this to me, four days before Flag Day?
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Okay but why does the Father’s Day balloon have bullet holes
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just looked up the lyrics to "Arab Money" by Busta Rhymes which played like 5x at every party when I was in college. It turns out the Arabic part in the chorus is the Shahada. We were all converting to Islam every Saturday in northeast Florida
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Libraries are one of the most radical social institutions we have, because they’re based on the idea that *everyone* has the right to information, for free. It’s also what makes them crucial to democracy. I will never stop yelling about this!
Poor people use libraries. Rich people shut them down because they don't *want* poor people to read.
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I have never had a bedroom that wasn’t 90% occupied by the bed
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Fox News was right, these liberal New Yorkers don't have any morals and sometimes you have to get tough on crime.
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It’s crazy how many of our best phrases come from German
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The Sopranos was briefly in syndication on basic cable and it was weird
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Walton Goggins standing over me with his boot firmly planted on my neck, slicing an apple with a switchblade. "Now it seems to me... someone needs to learn their times tables." Neither one of us has any idea what he means in this scenario.
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Guys it’s gonna be a great day (I made three green lights in a row)
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Love hearing from the fans, this is what makes it all worth it