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Smart, but also very stupid.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
I don’t care if you’re bent as a ⭕ are straight as an 🏹 so long as you’re not an arsehole, we’ll get on.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2 hr
Boys dropped at school, quick walk in the river with the dog, sun is shining, day off & Maccies breakfast in the way. Living my best (fattest) life.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 3 hr
The boys are listening to Bodies by Drowning Pool as they get ready for school. My work here is done.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 4 hr
Films: How can we show that the boy really, really loves the girl? Films: We could have him act like a psychopathic, stalker, weirdo, freak and say it’s cute? Films: Bazinga!
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 17 hr
Today I finally met @helsmels.bsky.social Was not disappointed. X
Avatar Mrs Hels Mels Moon. @helsmels.bsky.social · 19 hr
Jeesy Chreesy, there are some bloody lovely people out there. Feels so nice & affirming to have met another random one. Easy company, clever, funny, same wavelength. I have a beaming smile, on! @sonofraucous gets… 10/10
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · a day
Still raining, but too hot to walk the dog with a coat on, so looks like I’m gonna get soggy either way.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · a day
Where is the bliss in all this ignorance?
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2 days
Out of Office is on! 2 days leave and meeting up with someone tomorrow who I’ve known for a good while now, but never actually met.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2 days
Literally me when I used to skate. I wasn’t very good, but I was very good at falling off in acrobatic and breathtaking ways.
Avatar Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 2 days
Me: * falling down a hill* Witnesses: *gasps* Me: *throws jazz hands* Witnesses: *clapping and cheering*
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2 days
Procrastobation: Thinking about having a wank. Might be reading the Profanisauras again.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2 days
Supposed to be going to a Barbecue tonight, so of course it’s pissing it down. 🌧️
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2 days
I see Dead People. Well, technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes...
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 3 days
Fucking hell! Sometimes random play is just golden…
Crash Test Dummies - Afternoons & Coffeespoons (Official Video)youtu.be Crash Test Dummies – Afternoons & Coffeespoons (Official Video) Listen on Spotify - http://smarturl.it/CrashTestDummies_SP Listen on Apple Music - http://sma...
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 3 days
What a difference a week makes.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 4 days
Hair of the dog.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 4 days
Proof of life. Didn’t get murdered. Sorry. Might die of hangover though. Damage assessment is still underway.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 4 days
In my defence, I never claimed not to be the Devil.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
Drunk.com
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
Just because she’s a psychopath, it doesn’t mean she’s not hot.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
Not that I want to be pedantic, but alcohol and nicotine, are drugs.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
Well at least it’s not raining.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @starlilstella.bsky.social 5
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
Friday, Go get 'em you beauties!
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social 5
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social OK how does the TTRPG thing work then?!?
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 5 days
Love how Porn Hub has a share button. “Awww man! Auntie Mabel would love this one!”
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Pidricpotter @pidric.bsky.social · 5 days
Friday 💃🏻
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 6 days
Just found my first grey eyebrow hair.
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Bono 5 Fingers @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 6 days
Feeling like Dracula. Your neck is looking spectacular. Let’s eat.