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Smart, but also very stupid.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
I don’t care if you’re bent as a ⭕ are straight as an 🏹 so long as you’re not an arsehole, we’ll get on.

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Friday 💃🏻

This is a baddie checkpoint. Repost with a pic where you were a certified baddie.

Let battle commence! Love Dobble.

Lemon Fanta o’clock according to @k1ng1e.bsky.social this means I’m officially on holiday.

Teenage boys taking photos of the hotel and pool. Then the camera pans down and they’re taking photos of the ladies butts in their bikinis. Move and repeat. Ruminated for a bit then went over and had a word. “That’s enough lads. Any more and I’ll have to get security involved.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked People will remember: - fucked if I can remember

I’m in an all inclusive resort. Pretty much everything is free. This hasn’t stopped some lass remonstrating with the barman that he hadn’t filled her cups to the brim with beer. Fucking people. Not a fan tbh.

Proud of myself. I’ve been in the pool with DMR in a tie side bikini all day, and I’ve only undone it the once.

Where’d Norf go then?

Tear us down! Welcome destruction with open arms. It's all too static, bring it on, bring it on.

I Cry When angels deserve to DIIIIIIEEEEEEE

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Hole.

FFS! Rub in your fucking sun block people!!

Go on then. We all know what @johnnydangerously.bsky.social will answer.

Do you think you’re attractive? Genuinely interested.

@lafeeverte.bsky.social Oi! Happy birthday. X

Annnddd relax. 2 lager and lime’s in and I’m feeling good.

I’m sat next to a man-spreader arm rest higher knob head. Might fall asleep on his shoulder and drool. Either that or go full big limp on him…

Had a busy day, so it’s gonna have to be archive footage for todays #SundayGutters

I’m good at useless.

If you see this, post a photo you made of a sunset.

Rest day between holidays so of course I’m a wake at 5:30. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know.

Drinking tea and pondering breaking camp. There’s a lot of packing to do.

Sigh. I miss hair. I wish I still had hair sometimes.

What’s your sign?

I’m not saying I’m drunk, but I have just patted my pockets down for the keys to the tent…

Apropos of nothing, all the “cat in the oven” jokes in Alf were about eating pussy right?

I have zero sympathy for this silly man! He wants to dabble in extreme politics & create chaos, well I think he’s discovering that it comes with an economic sting in the tail for him!🤔😠 www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/a...

Advertiser boycott sees X revenue collapsewww.thelondoneconomic.com "When you tell your customers to go f—k themselves, then sue them when they stop advertising on your platform, it’s hard to be sympathetic."

Hit some New Forest trails today.

Blah blah blah “because they’re a coward hiding behind blocks” Yawn. Whatever. Here. Have another.