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Comedian mime twitch streamer, JFL Montreal International New Faces 2023
Check out twitch.tv/TomWalker and the podcast “BigSoftTitty.png”
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new video up of me getting hit over and over again by extremely fast cars in GTA IV! www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO6S...

Pulling over vans, but every other car goes at 9,999 km/hwww.youtube.com Attempting the "pull over three vans" mission AKA Crime and Punishment in Grand Theft Auto IV while the traffic is going simply wild. This was the first miss...

my asshole is brandishing a long skinny turd like a cutlass, tried to pinch it off like 3 days ago and just couldn't make it work

contemplating buying Magic Cards. the great joy of one's life.... to consider "ohhhh, what if i were to Purchase cards from the new Magic: The Gathering set. Ohhhhhhh"

i'm buying a couple dozen fleshlights and the boys are all coming over to take them out of their casings and huck them at the wall

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪

i am so excited you found Andy Collins I literally have entire folders of his screenshots

australian mini-tour.... australian mini-tour! tickets in the bio

Brisbane shows are 7&8:30 btw not, half hour gap between! “Whoops” - Tom Walker

the feminine Pristiq

it's the treasures show

it would be really funny to do years of foreskin reclamation stretching just so you can get circumcised again

it's my foreskin and i can do what i want with it

It’s independently filmed outta my own pocket, no streaming service, hope to get it on an aggregator/label online

Just showed Demi this and she gasped and said that’s me before she read the text

streams for this week. wed/thurs (pick your timezone) with the wonderful @coollike.bsky.social! the rest, with that horrifying Niko Bellic. twitch.tv/tomwalker

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪

i am excited to be back on the show!

today sucks really fucking bad for me

no i shouldn't

thanks for the engagement, TROLL!!!!!!!!

Hell yeah no video out and it's one where I go insane trying to go to a carwash in a tutorial mission. Check it out here: youtu.be/o9wz7qn6OY8

Playing GTA 4 with 9999 km/h traffic, AGAINyoutu.be GTA 4 with fast traffic doesn't stand a chance. Tom Walker is here! That's right I'm back! I'm back and I'm using the "[doing blank], AGAIN" format for the title (, AGAIN) because youtube titles are hard! Here I take on the missions Hung Out To Dry and Clean Getaway in Grand Theft Auto IV with the Warp Eleven mod and the attempts stretch over multiple states, multiple weeks. It's an odyssey. It's a triumph of the human spirit over adversity. watch me live - https://twitch.tv/tomwalker Mod here: https://www.moddb.com/mods/warp-eleven-carmageddon-alternative Edit by Shadelock. #gta4 #letsplay #funny

Spooky Will 👻

Hell yeah thank you for watching

Three streams this week - first, a morale-raising stream where I will open various cards. then using that morale I will continue to butt heads with the Fast Car GTA mission I've been stuck on for 12 hours now - Three Leaf Clover. AC boosters given by WotC so #ad for that I guess!

found myself lying in bed and only then realising i'm still wearing a baseball cap. worrying development

i am streaming again. i am at attempt 150 of this bank heist mission. twitch.tv/tomwalker

TomWalker - Twitchtwitch.tv 150 attempts at the bank job so far. Fast Car GTA 4 playthrough continues.

Ah I think I understand now damn you can just DRIVE onto the rooftop

I’m not sure how to play this clip! On mobile and desktop I just get “no compatible source was found for this media” - any chance of you describing it?

Electric Wind Girl Fist

It was kinda cool

here i go streamin' again. and this time it's back in the GTA 4 fast traffic mines with Niko and the gang as we try to rob a bank! only two attempts away from the big 5-0. and only fifty attempts away from the big 1-0-0. and only etc. twitch.tv/tomwalker

let's go justin

Matt I dunno man

Wow. Congratulations on the prize!

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Husband left the bedroom even though i told him my hand smelled weird and offered it to him to try

Currently daring capcom to release merch for Jamie from street fighter 6. To release a little statue of my little guy. Daring them to get me my funny little man immediately