Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

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I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media

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Holy shit what did I just watch? H/T to this week's Behind the Bastards, which was just fantastic. @iwriteok.bsky.social https://youtu.be/3aCMTpJx2cs

Steven Seagal Choke Hold Dioramayoutu.be UPDATE: THE DIORAMA HAS BEEN FOUND!! BECOME A PATRON.... https://www.patreon.com/bobbyfingers SEAGAL ENERGY DRINK CAMPAIGN...... https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-drink-seagals-discontinued-energy-drink Or buy me a coffee here. I''ll love you if you do......https://ko-fi.com/bobbyfingers Additional photography by Shirani Bolle https://instagram.com/shiranibolle_?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== BIG THANKS TO GORGEOUS OWEN CORRIGAN FOR SAVING THE SOUND!! For all your plastering needs please contact https://www.instagram.com/judeodoherty19/ STEVEN LAMBERT!!! Thanks you so much. Buy his book folks. Its a magnificent read!!. https://www.amazon.com/Steven-Lambert-Streets-Brooklyn-Hollywood/dp/1079542841 Thanks to the Cool Dudes at ODYSSEY STUDIOS....... https://www.odysseystudios Thanks Also to Bon Bon Con, Alan, Rylee and the lovely folks in UL. David LeBell, Mike Dowd, Paulo, Kirsty, Shazza, Donuts and Romulus.

if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest

exposing eggs to motile sperm is low key goated when reproduction is the vibe

when i saw the new Elon post I thought briefly about engaging but then went and rubbed the belly of my baby miniature goat we need to export this technology across the country

this is without a doubt the smallest goat I have ever seen

there's some kind of sporting event in my neighborhood while i am gardening and all the cheers have convinced me i am the LeBron James of planting potatoes

loading up ChatGPT when i get pulled over so it can talk me out of a DUI

i was never willing to sign up to mastodon because, unlike some of you, i have solidarity with our caveman ancestors

i will die for skeets

Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?

at 500 followers i will post a video of one of my goats at 1000 followers i will make another ham sandwich

excitedly awaiting the first time a cable news person has to say "based on a skeet"

well i am on here now you rat bastards, you sons of bitches

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