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Which is funnier: Hot Dogs or Beans? Which is more sensual? I’m talking about the actual foods. I am a simpleton and don’t use innuendo. Funny and sensual. The Taika Waititi of canned foods. The special lady friend brought big northern fillets, carnitas from the Mercado, and I made citrus butter chipotle chicken. We’re eating well today. Haha, we made citrus marinated chicken for tacos. The best way to celebrate America. Hot dogs will never not be funny. These beans are peak sensuality Truly sensual branding on that can. Might see if I could find a blue shirt with that label. I’ve done a cursory search. Either they can’t get the shade of blue right, or they put some asinine slogan on there “spill the beans.” Dang. I'm gonna have to see what I can find when I have the time It's beans on both counts. 
