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Mr. Kickass
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Let’s close out this holiday weekend on a high note! Hit me with your favorite photos of Jawaharlal Nehru and Edwina Mountbatten!
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Let’s close out this holiday weekend on a high note! Hit me with your favorite photos of Jawaharlal Nehru and Edwina Mountbatten!
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Air Can’t emphasize enough And I really mean it Bud
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When you store them internally, hog size is widely variable. Godzilla layin pipe.
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It’s counterintuitive, sure, but Godzilla’s penis is almost certainly larger than King Kong’s.
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE that Colombia’s national team manager played Cousin Larry?!!
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I've got one hand in my pocket/and the other one is too
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revenge is not enough, i need to fuck their dad
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My new shed is raccoon proof, which means I'll need to shit on everything myself.
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A close friend ended his life Thursday and I have never dealt with this before (not that it would be easier if I had). I don’t know how I feel or should feel. Talking about it publicly and parasocially feels weird; not talking about it feels weird. For now I’ll settle on “I miss him.”
I have a couple things I should probably talk through. OR I can fuck around on the internet and watch soccer.
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A bidet so strong it doubles as a neti pot
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The Swiss manager sat next to your table and ordered the same thing as your wife
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Calling someone “the Chet Hanks of being normal”
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I have a couple things I should probably talk through. OR I can fuck around on the internet and watch soccer.
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Real high class ladies spell it “diarrhoea”
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no loads refused biometric data dump
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“Experiences not things” I say to myself as I fondly recall the time I walked in on my mom riding cowgirl on my dad while he was smoking and had an ashtray on his chest
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[me, tryna fit in on bsky] these nuts!
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Imagine having “lords.” Lol, fuck off.
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done with air. like UGH. this shit again
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(covered head to toe in mustard) i can explain
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Which is funnier: Hot Dogs or Beans? Which is more sensual?
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Me interviewing possible assistants: “And it’s pronounced like it’s spelled? Wormtongue?”
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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡
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Please enjoy this thread of Powder memorabilia I own, despite never having seen it.
When I was in college, we had a gag where any time someone couldn't remember a movie name, we'd suggest they were talking about Powder. Then one year, my brother got me this for my birthday. Good times.
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Fear (ft. Loathing)
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laying in bed, falling asleep while smoking a roman candle nbd